{"id":7021,"date":"2016-01-09T11:55:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-09T16:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/?p=7021"},"modified":"2016-01-09T12:15:17","modified_gmt":"2016-01-09T17:15:17","slug":"trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/?p=7021","title":{"rendered":"Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does this sound familiar?  If you were a sentient being in 1962, it should sound familiar:<\/p>\n<p>Friend, either you&#8217;re closing your eyes<br \/>\nTo a situation you do not wish to acknowledge<br \/>\nOr you are unaware of the <strong>caliber<\/strong> of disaster<br \/>\nIndicated by the presence of a _____ in your community.<\/p>\n<p>I left the key word blank.  Know what it is?  Here are your options:<\/p>\n<p>1)  Muslim immigrant <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/immigrant-child.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/immigrant-child.jpg\" alt=\"immigrant child\" width=\"268\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7026\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n2)  Tea Party Congressman <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Trey-Gowdy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Trey-Gowdy.jpg\" alt=\"Trey Gowdy\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6940\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n3)  Planned Parenthood clinic<br \/>\n4)  Member of Cliven Bundy&#8217;s family<a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bundy-clan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bundy-clan-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"bundy clan\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7027\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n5)  None of the Above<\/p>\n<p>Give up?  If you tune in to Fox News, might that provide the answer?  Nah.  CNN? Uh, nope.<\/p>\n<p>How about Turner Classic Movies?  You&#8217;re getting there.  OK &#8211; it&#8217;s a movie?  Is it:<\/p>\n<p>a)  Dr. Strangelove?<br \/>\nb)  Invasion of the Body Snatchers?<br \/>\nc)  The Manchurian Candidate?<br \/>\nd)  The Terminator? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/arnold.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/arnold.jpg\" alt=\"arnold\" width=\"285\" height=\"177\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7028\" \/><\/a><br \/>\ne)  None of the Above<\/p>\n<p>Right you are &#8211; it&#8217;s the last one.  And what is this terrible thing that will lead to gloom and doom?<\/p>\n<p>Here it is folks:  brace yourself:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/pool-table.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/pool-table.jpg\" alt=\"pool table\" width=\"200\" height=\"121\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7022\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Terrifying, right?  <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my point.  Many of the candidates running for president in this year&#8217;s elections are using the same tactics that Professor Harold Hill employed in the 1962 film <strong>The Music Man<\/strong>.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/harold-hill.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/harold-hill.jpg\" alt=\"harold hill\" width=\"185\" height=\"115\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7032\" \/><\/a>  His goal was to frighten parents in River City Iowa into giving him money for instruments and uniforms for a boy&#8217;s band &#8211; to keep the young ones &#8220;moral after school&#8221; and out of the pool hall.  Most of the Republican candidates are trying to frighten Americans into thinking that the pool table is Isis <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Isis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Isis.jpg\" alt=\"Isis\" width=\"228\" height=\"128\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7034\" \/><\/a>and they are coming to kill us all.<\/p>\n<p>Your chances of dying at the hands of a terrorist?  About one in twenty million.  The likelihood that you&#8217;ll die when riding a bicycle?  One in 141,000.  So do the math:  bicycles are 140 times more dangerous than Isis.  So let&#8217;s recap:<\/p>\n<p>Friend, either you&#8217;re closing your eyes<br \/>\nTo a situation you do not wish to acknowledge<br \/>\nOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated<br \/>\nBy the presence of a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bicycle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bicycle.jpg\" alt=\"bicycle\" width=\"272\" height=\"186\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7029\" \/><\/a>bicycle in your community.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll warn Erik.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does this sound familiar? 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