{"id":7110,"date":"2016-02-21T09:12:59","date_gmt":"2016-02-21T14:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/?p=7110"},"modified":"2016-03-30T11:31:26","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T15:31:26","slug":"the-gop-ship-just-got-cast-adrift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/?p=7110","title":{"rendered":"The GOP Lifeboat Just Got Cast Adrift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/john-collier-henry-hudson-is-cast-adrift.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/john-collier-henry-hudson-is-cast-adrift-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"john-collier-henry-hudson-is-cast-adrift\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/john-collier-henry-hudson-is-cast-adrift-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/john-collier-henry-hudson-is-cast-adrift.jpg 366w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The results are in from the South Carolina primary.  After weeks of debate, polling, talking heads&#8217; opining and everyone holding their breath, now the GOP vector is fairly well set.  How so?  Let us begin to analyze these outcomes.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Donald-the-trumpeter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Donald-the-trumpeter.jpg\" alt=\"Donald the trumpeter\" width=\"233\" height=\"216\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6712\" \/><\/a>Trump won every Congressional District in South Carolina and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-as-Satan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Jeb-as-Satan.jpg\" alt=\"Jeb as Satan\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6693\" \/><\/a>Jeb Bush finally quit.  Whew.  But there&#8217;s more data out there, and we&#8217;ll talk about that in a minute.  But here&#8217;s the upshot:  the only chance the GOP had of winning the presidency in November just quit.  Goodbye, Satan.  The GOP will miss you. <\/p>\n<p>I kind of know how <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Tanya.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Tanya.jpg\" alt=\"Tanya\" width=\"176\" height=\"228\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7120\" \/><\/a>Patty Hearst must have felt when the cops killed the Symbionese Liberation Army (look that one up, you young&#8217;uns).  It&#8217;s a shock to realize after 22 years of waiting &#8211; yes, 22 years since the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Newt_More_Substance_Cartoon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Newt_More_Substance_Cartoon-300x215.jpg\" alt=\"Newt_More_Substance_Cartoon\" width=\"300\" height=\"215\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Newt_More_Substance_Cartoon-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Newt_More_Substance_Cartoon-419x300.jpg 419w, https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Newt_More_Substance_Cartoon.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Newt Gingrich-led conservative Republican takeover of the government &#8211; that it&#8217;s finally over.  And it appears that the <strong>entire<\/strong> GOP electorate has revolted against their revolting masters.  They are ostensibly supporting the man who is the furthest thing from a dream candidate for the GOP establishment that could be found.  Ain&#8217;t it great?  Yeah, but no.  Let&#8217;s think on.<\/p>\n<p>What will emerge now is a pitched battle between DtheT and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lil-M.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lil-M-300x162.jpg\" alt=\"Lil M\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lil-M-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lil-M.jpg 305w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Little Marco Big Heels Rubio (Lil&#8217; M for short).  The betting site PredictWise has it a 50\/46% split between the two.  Jeb dropping out pushed Lil&#8217; M up 7%, as he&#8217;s now the anointed allegedly moderate candidate.  Sir Ted the Dour is at 2% and might not be long for the race.  So that means the GOP establishment is having to pin all its hopes on a neophyte, pretty boy who can&#8217;t stand the heat in a not-very-tough debate format, a Senator they loathe, or John Kasich?  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wizard-pic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wizard-pic.jpg\" alt=\"wizard pic\" width=\"259\" height=\"195\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7123\" \/><\/a>Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!<\/p>\n<p>PredictWise also has the outcome at a consistent 61\/39% breakdown for the Democrat over the Republican in November.  And that Democrat ain&#8217;t The Bern.  So, gentle readers, the best &#8211; and likely only &#8211; chance the GOP had to retake the White House in the fall just left the building, and &#8211; more importantly &#8211; I&#8217;m confident the party elders know it.  I&#8217;d love to be a fly on the wall at their breakfast gathering this morning.<\/p>\n<p>In order for DtheT not to get enough delegates to win, this will have to be a three or four man race.  That means Ted and\/or Kasich will have to stay in the race for the long haul.  Watch big money come pouring into Kasich&#8217;s campaign.  The only hope now is for it to be a brokered election to stop DtheT.  That which they wanted to avoid has now become a necessity.  But in the process of stopping him, they will likely put the final nail in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/coffin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/coffin.jpg\" alt=\"coffin\" width=\"279\" height=\"181\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7124\" \/><\/a>coffin of the GOP.  The party is now is like a patient with pancreatic cancer and Donald Trump is radiation and chemo all rolled into one.  DtheT: the destroyer of cells and organs and everything else in this aging and frail body.<\/p>\n<p>But the real irony &#8211; and one that eventually Op-Ed writers will stumble upon &#8211; is that DtheT is the ultimate product of all these years of &#8216;making shit up&#8217; perpetrated by the party and its surrogates: The Weekly Standard, the NRA, the Dick Cheney and Fox News.  The empire is crumbling because it finally produced <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Nero.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Nero.jpg\" alt=\"Nero\" width=\"255\" height=\"198\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7125\" \/><\/a>Caligula.  And the net result of all this?  After Hillary wins, she will nominate someone to the Supreme Court that is left with a capital L.  The dark side of the force is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/death-star-blowing-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetsusan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/death-star-blowing-up.jpg\" alt=\"death star blowing up\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7126\" \/><\/a>destroyed.  Welcome back to the country of progress.  I guess I won&#8217;t have to move to Norway after all.  No wardrobe changes needed.  Whew!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The results are in from the South Carolina primary. After weeks of debate, polling, talking heads&#8217; opining and everyone holding their breath, now the GOP vector is fairly well set. How so? Let us begin to analyze these outcomes. 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