And the Phoenix Rises From the Ashes

257 members of the House of Representatives voted last night around 11:05 PM to pass the Senate-generated bill to avoid the fiscal cliff. John Boehner voted for it. Eric Cantor did not. It really wasn’t Over, so dead Roy can go back into the crypt.

The new package avoids the tax increases, and punts on sequestration (the significant military and defense spending cuts set to kick in today) for two months.

But something significant happened. They managed to come together and do something. The Republicans are beginning to get it, Cantor & Rubio notwithstanding. They’ll come around soon, or perish in those same ashes from which the baby phoenix arises … but enough of waxing poetic.

Let’s get back to the world situation, now that our petty politics are behind us – at least for the rest of this week while the Elected go sleep this drama off.

My old friend Ambrose Evans-Pritchard is back, with a couple of really good articles in the Daily Telegraph. I’d put the links here, but come on – does anybody even bother to cut & paste ’em to see the text, rather than taking my word for it? You know you don’t!

So I’ll just give you the titles and then we’ll talk..

Japan plans ‘nationalisation’ of factories

Stocks to soar as world money catches fire, Calvinst Europe left behind

So what’s it all about, Alfie? Let’s talk Japan first. We’ll talk about Europe tomorrow, as I must not tax your attention span.

Recall those posts of August & September talking about the effect of all that currency devaluation going on – by us, by China, and by Europe? Further recall that the devaluations in Europe and the U.S. were a function of our economic and political woes, whilst China’s was a function of trying to extend the run of their path to the middle class trap? Yeah, yeah, you say – what of it? Get to it, gal!

OK…here’s the deal. The new Japanese Prime Minister (really a recycled one from a couple years’ back, but this time he’s different!) Shenzo Abe is about to spend 1 trillion yen (the equivalent of over $115 billion) buying up manufacturing capacity in Japan, and then leasing it back to business. To what end? Think China. Again recall the blog post about China’s subsidies of the solar industry in that country, effectively reducing the cost to world-wide consumers by 50%, but bankrupting Solyndra in the process? It appears that Japan is going to use its money to accomplish the same end. One of the byproducts of this action is an attempt to devalue the yen – currently at 87 to the dollar with a goal of 90 to the dollar. This makes their exports more attractive, because it lowers the cost. So don’t run out and buy that new Honda yet – if his strategy works the cost of a new Civic will come down by a bit this coming year.

So this is the chickens coming to roost (Oh, my – back to the damn birds!). And which chickens are those? Ben Bernanke’s QE-infinity chickens, that have devalued the dollar on the world market. Who’d a thunk that Japan would be the first to acknowledge & address what we’ve been doing for over two years? Here’s the quote from Shenzo:

“Foreign countries have no right to lecture us,” he said, accusing the West of failing to abide by a G20 pledge in 2009 to forgo competitive devaluations.

He’s talking about us. Now helicopter Ben has always denied that devaluing the dollar was the primary goal, and I believe him. He’s a scholar specializing in the Great Depression, and he knows the way to dig yourself out of a deflationary spiral is to flood the market with greenbacks. But oops – everybody else is beginning to see the light as well. Well, not everybody..but we’ll get to Europe tomorrow.

Back to Japan and the first article…the question that must be plaguing you at the moment is this: if it was this easy, how come Japan hasn’t done this before?

Andy Xie, a wunderkind writer for China’s Caixin Online, explains: Japanese politicians have kept their biggest demographic group happy for the past few years. Which group is that? The elderly. Well, actually, Japanese baby boomers. The post- World War II babies. The ones that have partially financed the massive expenditures the Japanese government has made to try to spend their way out of deflation with their savings. Deflation makes their money go further. So why change now? Because they’re now old enough to retire, and they’re starting to spend their savings. So? Japan is going to have to borrow from the outside world, versus their own people. As such, they have to worry about becoming the next Spain or Greece if borrowing costs increase because of their debt to GDP ratio. Just for comparison purposes, ours is about half that. Oh, Ollie, you’ve done it now. This is getting way too complex for my taste!

OK, never mind. Here’s the point – Japanese banks own a ton of Japanese government debt. The problem with Abe’s plan is that a devalued yen will make all those deflationary bonds worth less, with a potential run on the bank. That’ll be interesting to watch. Cast your eyes East for a bit, ya’ll…it’s fixin’ to get interesting.

I’m done..for now…

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Well, it’s the first of January and they managed to cobble together something passed overwhelmingly by the Senate – including a whole bunch of Republicans. Credit to be given? To those of us who complained loud and long to the poobaas of the legislative and executive branches of government, demanding that they do their jobs. It appears everybody “got it” – that not passing anything was worse than passing an imperfect piece of legislation. Duh!

So what happens next? We move on to deal with lingering issues over the next couple of months.

Here’s what I conclude – the big winners out of this will be Mitch McConnell and those Republicans that voted for the package. They have begun to challenge the myth that raising any taxes at all will get you unelected. If that myth were true, Mitt Romney would have been elected President on November 6th. Yes, Virginia, it’s a package deal. Obama campaigned on the issue and he won. The Republicans – with the notable exception of Marco Rubio – got that message somewhere along the line. Raising taxes on people who make a lot of money won’t kill anybody – in fact, it’s the start of some fiscal sanity. As a result, the market will be up tomorrow, in anticipation of the House getting the memo too. If Boehner is smart, he’ll make that happen.

So was all this high drama? Performance art? Maybe a little bit – but more than likely, it was the same dance every government has performed since George Washington was President. What will come of it? Ups and downs, but after tomorrow’s vote, the world will heave a collective sigh of relief and we’ll be off to making 2013 a better year for everyone.

This is It! Or As Roy Orbison Once Crooned, “It’s OOOOVERRRRR”

Tsk Tsk Tsk…They Just Couldn’t Get It Done.

On the Eleventh and Twelfth Days of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to Me…

Eleven Pipers Piping, &

Twelve Drummers Drumming

The consequences won’t be felt right away. The instruction to change the withholding schedule information has been … ‘withheld’, so that gives false hope that after the market swoons this week and people rise up with pitchforks, a deal can be struck.

Now it’s soothsayer time again..12 drum rolls, please!

There will be a shudder in the market this week, but no great crash. Will people even notice the changes? I sincerely doubt anybody other than you, gentle reader, and I, ungentle author, even are aware of this happening.

So who’s the big loser here? Well, let’s start with $110 billion in cuts for both military and domestic spending. These cuts begin to take effect on January 2nd. So, isn’t that good? Haven’t the Republicans been telling us we need to cut spending?

Right now most of the rest of the world is in or on the brink of recession. The only stock markets doing anything are the Hang Seng and – interestingly enough, the Nikkei (China and Japan). Why? China is still likely in the midst of an investment bubble and Japan is just awakening from 20 years of deflation, with the new Prime Minister promising to break the back of this deflation by weakening the yen. This flies in the face of long-held dogma in Japan, so if he’s successful, and deflation becomes inflation, old folks will feel the pinch more than others not on fixed incomes. But hey, go for it, buddy!

Europe is likely to suffer the most if the US does go into recession. There is a clear expectation of one quarter of negative growth, probably the first quarter as a function of poor Christmas spending and the after effects of you and me lowering our spending because of the failure of Washington to agree.

So? Well, time will tell and all I can say is, Shame, Shame, Shame! (Thanks, Gomer…)

Two to Go

I just finished watching an episode of “The West Wing” from 2003 called “Shutdown”. Guess what it was about? A Republican Speaker of the House holding the country hostage for a 3% budget cut when they’d previously agreed to a 1% cut. Sound familiar? Yep, just like the President said yesterday, It’s Deja Vu all Over Again. Some things just never change.

The notion that we can cut spending at a time when the economy is shaky at best is stupid. Most of Europe is a perfect example of what happens when you put penury on a higher plane than common sense. They continue to be mired in recession, with budget cuts chasing revenue declines all the way to the abyss.

And why do we engage in this kind of outrageous behavior? Because we don’t have seriously big problems to solve, and therefore feel entitled to engage in fear-driven behaviors. There’s no reason to rise above the need for personal job security on the part of Republicans, because the precedent was set back in ’95. It’s a little like losing your virginity – shutting down the government. Once you’ve done it, it’s easy to do it again and again.

So with two days left before the cliff, once again I express disdain for and disappointment in the individuals elected to serve the people of this country. Shame on all of you – or as Toby said in that episode above, “It’s a Pox on Both our Houses”. It surely is.

On the 10th Day of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to Me
Ten Lords a Leaping…

Ten Lords a Leaping

Well, on this Saturday night, despite exhorting statements from the President, Minority and Majority Leaders, no updates means no progress. But hey, it’s not December 31st at midnight – plenty of time to wait for the lords of the dance!

Bah Humbug!

JUST THREE TO GO

Some feeble attempts at compromise, undermined by threats at a hastily-called news conference around 5 today. Geez, the President must be the world’s most inept negotiator ever. Or, he’s getting really bad advice from some folk with some seriously heavy baggage.

So we’re getting down to Saturday, Sunday and Monday…back to the rhyme

On the eighth and ninth days of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to Me..
Eight Maids a Milking

and

Nine Ladies Dancing.

So it’s the female contribution – have we heard from any females on this topic? Nope…guess it takes someone submissive to successfully get herself elected to the House of Representatives or the Senate of the United States of America. Otherwise, you scare those dudes…

Reminds me of that scene in Lincoln when the opposition is suggesting that next, the President will want to ‘enfranchise’ black men. Oh, my! But the biggest reaction he got? When he suggested that such insanity could lead to the notion that the men should allow women to vote! That virtually brought the house down!

So, despite years of progress, we’ve still got a long way to go.

FOUR IS ALL THAT’S LEFT

According to a Reuters article today, fear about the fiscal cliff affected the Christmas shopping results this year. Here’s a link to the article:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/27/us-usa-economy-jobless-idUSBRE8BQ08P20121227

No surprise there. What continues to amaze me is that the stock market hasn’t budged more than a smidge. So one of two possibilities is in the offing: either the market has already factored the decline in to prices (not likely) or they think there really IS a Santa Claus that will save us from Congressional foot-dragging. Um hm…

So with four days left, still about half the population thinks there will be a deal. Wow.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to me..
Seven Swans a Swimming

Seven Swans a Swimming

The seven swans – who might they be?

Barack Obama
John Boehner
Mitch McConnell
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Eric Cantor, and
The individual who will actually step forward and get this thing resolved: player to be Named…

Yes, ungentle readers, it’s The Lone Ranger – that masked avenger who rights wrongs, saves the ranch for the widow and yells, HiYo Silver as he rides away into the sunset. Who was that Masked Man? Only the Shadow Knows? We’ll see…maybe we’ll see some leadership emerge – like in Lincoln’s day.

We went to see Lincoln yesterday – of course it was awesome, particularly Daniel Day Lewis who disappeared into the man. But the message for today is – where’s that individual who can lead the country through an incredibly bloody civil war, deal with a crazy wife, dead son, angry older son, crazy Abolitionists who stood for purity, regardless of the impact on the country (like the Tealiban), and a recalcitrant Cabinet? That was Lincoln’s plight. Yet, he still managed to get the 13th Amendment passed in record time, knowing full well if he waited until the war ended, there would be no amendment to abolish slavery. And his reward for all his hard work? Shortly after working this miracle, he got himself killed by an assassin. Where are men like that today? Individuals who can see past the petty differences and concern for their own position and presumed power to lead us to a better place, both as a country and a Democratic process? I suppose you only get one of those a century, and we aren’t far enough along in time, or deep enough in trouble yet to find that individual. We can only hope…

SIX & FIVE: MARKET?

Yesterday, being Christmas Day, there was no post, as we were all working like busy little elves getting ready for the big Christmas dinner. Kyle smoked the turkey, pork loan and rib roast – all turned out wonderful. We also had duck breast – something I’m definitely going to add to the larder list. Good stuff, easy & quick to make. Robin gave me a terrific cookbook, with the fascinating title of “Fifty Shades of Chicken”, after the notorious book (no, I have not read it and do not intend to. I’m not being prudish, I just hear it’s poorly written…really)…

So that was Day 6..Today, as previously mentioned, is Boxing Day in Great Britain, but no action since nobody intends to return to D.C. today – sleeping off yesterday’s comestibles and spirits, like Bob Cratchitt.

Speaking of Bob, Christmas Eve, Kyle and I watched the Patrick Stewart, Joel Grey version of “A Christmas Carol” on TBN. I’ve seen every version of that story, including Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol multiple times. This one with Jean Luc P adheres most closely to the actual, Dickens’ written word. He is a wonderful Scrooge, and Richard Grant was a creditable Cratchitt. But the story of Scrooge is something for us all to ponder this holiday season.

The people most affected by the fiscal cliff are not wealthy – they are soldiers, the unemployed and the poor utilizing Medicaid, food stamps and food subsidy programs like WIC. Are these the people Republicans and Democrats alike are truly worried about? No. They are worried about donors and wealthy constituents on both sides of the aisle.

So far the markets have taken all this in stride, thinking the world didn’t end on the 21st, and the fiscal cliff will never be breached. Well, with five days left and an outgoing bunch of angry tea party House members, that is now a much higher probability than most economists’ predict.

I only ever gave it a 28% chance of success, using Baye’s Law. Now I’d say it’s still about that because none of my three criteria has been invoked. All the suggestions my not-so-gentle readers have suggested generally resort to murder & mayhem. If nothing short of physical violence is likely to work, we need to look at that quadrant of action. Maybe we need to re-visit the Drone strike advice and kill two birds with one little airplane? Wow – how in keeping with the Twelve days of Christmas!

SEVEN UP

Christmas Eve – no Santa in sight, so coal in the stocking for all of us!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to Me
Six Geese a Laying..

Six Geese a Laying

Well, I’ve already referenced goose eggs, so that’s taken; the inevitably of failure is downright banal.

So the Christmas meal prep has already begun..

The Menu?

Brined Turkey
Duck Breast with Plum Sauce
Standing Rib Roast with Bourbon Sauce
Smoked Pork Loin, Cuban Style
Fried Sweet Plaintains (goes with the Cuban pork, eh?)
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
Broccoli
Cauliflower with Tahini Sauce
Crescent Rolls
Soft Drinks & Tea
Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie
Vanilla Ice Cream

Only about 6,000 calories per meal…but what the hey!

Looking forward to it!

Eight is Enough

Today we’re starting to see more articles about the impact of Failure to Launch on the markets. Apparently all along investors thought they’d work things out. Silly rabbit…

But hope springs eternal, and now the expectation is ‘oh, they’ll work it out in early January..’ No they won’t – not without one of three things happening:

a) massive protests in the streets and/or messages of disdain in politicians’ inboxes;
b) a MAJOR one or two day drop in the stock market – say 1,000 points or so; or
c) liberal use of the word “impeach” in the media and blogosphere…

Apparently no member of the House of Representatives has ever been impeached, so this would be truly precedent-setting. What if the whole lot of them were impeached at the same time? That’d be cool, wouldn’t it? But since impeachment is the sole purview of the House of Representatives, they’d have to do it to themselves. Now that would be WAY cool…like self-immolation

On the Fifth Day of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to Me
Five Gold Rings!

Five gold rings – again, per 10000 birds.com, it wasn’t jewelry being given, it was golden pheasants with a ring around their neck – sticking to the bird family of gifts. So five more birds – the numbers are mounting and I’m tired of talking about it. Let’s get rid of the lot of ’em!

Nine to Go

Well, well – no progress today … no surprise … it’s Saturday and everyone is going to Hawaii (not skiing) for Senator Inouye’s funeral. Maybe they’ll be lying on the beach afterward, sipping drinks with little umbrellas and decide to do something about the money pit – and maybe we’re living in a parallel universe since yesterday when the Mayan calendar and the world ended…um hm..

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true Love gave to me
Four Calling Birds…

Calling Birds

Or are they? According to web site 10000 birds.com, the original song defined the gift as 4 “colly” birds. Colly means black in old English, so it’s blackbirds! (Remember Sing a Song of Sixpence, calling for “Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a pie”?)

More damned birds! And black ones at that..but wait a second – how apt! Four black birds are now being offered up as a gift from our true love. The white Reps couldn’t get the deed done, so now it’s up to the black President to make it happen. Bit of a stretch? Yah…but shoot, at this point the enthusiasm is wearing a bit thin. It’s tedious waiting for the inevitable!

So let’s change the subject – Christmas is in three days, we’ll have a houseful, and I promise to post more pix like the few I gave from Thanksgiving – more this time! Hope you’ve gotten your shopping done – we went out for a last minute gift this afternoon, and everybody is nutso crazy out there! So tomorrow is for baking pies – and putting together the final grocery shopping list for Christmas dinner. Should be lots of fun…