Let’s talk about Aaron Hernandez first. What’s the scoop here?

Aaron was a Gator in 2007 sticking around Gainesville until his senior year when he decided to go to the NFL draft. A gifted football player with lots of kudos and accolades from high school on, Aaron was a mere 20 years old when he joined the New England Patriots. He was just given a huge signing bonus before ‘the troubles’ began.

But was it before? No, apparently all his old troubles that started last year in Miami have caught up with him. A bunch of folk are coming out of the woodwork to put the finger on him for other murders and general mayhem. They were silent before, fearing reprisal. Hey, that’s a quote from the newspaper – I don’t normally say stuff like that…much

So big Aaron – and boy has that boy grown – is now wearing an orange jumpsuit instead of a jersey. In point of fact, the Pats have tried to erase all memory of Big A by removing all his football archania from NFL shopping sources. Can’t imagine why…maybe it’s an image thing…Paula Deen, are you watching all this?

I’m confident steroid use contributed to all this. Roid rage surely has become a problem. But sometimes all that bundled up energy and angst can be useful.
Read on.

Now let’s talk about President O’bama: added the apostrophe when he was in Ireland visiting with O’Bono…jeez o’pete…

After Ireland he came home for a few days, then off to Africa. While in Senegal, he made the off-hand comment “I’m not going to be scrambling jets to get a 29 year old hacker”. Well, first of all he’s not 29, he’s 30, as of June 21st, little Kiernan’s birthday. Second of all, scrambling jets in Russian airspace might assuredly create an international crisis that makes little Eddie seem insignificant indeed…remember little Eddie, stuck at the airport in Russia with nowhere to go and no means to get there? Third of all, normally O’Bama would just drone the poor sucker, but since he’s at the Russian airport, well…guess it rules out killing this kid this way. Boy, how soon we forget: Anwar Al Awlaki’s 16 year old son…allegedly collateral damage…yeah.

So I put the two news items together because I have an idea that might ‘kill two birds with one stone’…or at least solve two problems.

How about we send Aaron and his posse on a secret stealth bomber flight that just happens to land at Sheremetyevo airport where little Eddie is in the transit lounge? What if Biggie boy and the posse arrange for little E to find refuge in an industrial park on the outskirts of the Kremlin? Problem solved…and A and the gang can play Russian football for the rest of their time? Beats a 6 x 8 prison cell, eh? Now that’s creative, you must admit…